Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Humor: The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they won't stop to ask directions)

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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

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 (You're laughing , aren't you?)

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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it's never happened)

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8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Remember , if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart!

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