One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room , he shouted to me ,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends , ' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back , ' University of Oklahoma ..'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says ,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies ,
'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today , ' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower , 'honey , what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money , ' she replied.
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Dear Lord ,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Pat ience for his moods. Because , Lord , if I pray for Strength , I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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