Daring Husband

A famous inspirational speaker said:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added: "She was my mother."
(A big round of applause & laughter)

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker...
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By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: Don't Copy, if you can't Paste.