Thursday, January 26, 2012

Humor: Ideal Fishing Boat for Men

 

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One person can make a difference.  You just have to be willing to take the first step.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Humor: Bus trip

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana .
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.
 
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She
decided to go up and investigate..
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
 
'YEAH SURE, YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER'

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Humor: Shampoo vs. Dawn

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!
I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

HUMOR: Packed Bag

 

As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her.

 

One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two typewritten pages, and a box containing the contents of Janet's purse.

 

"We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there."

 

As she started to put her belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything back into your purse... and we'd like to see just how you do it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Ron Paul, Chris Wallace Need AIDS Education - Oriol R. Gutierrez Jr.

Ron Paul, Chris Wallace Need AIDS Education - Oriol R. Gutierrez Jr.

In his 1987 book Freedom Under Siege, current Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Representative Ron Paul (D-Texas) wrote this about people with AIDS: "The individual suffering from AIDS is certainly a victim, frequently a victim of his own lifestyle, but this same individual victimizes individual citizens by forcing them to pay for his care."

In a January 1 interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, Paul was asked if he still supported that position and basically said yes. Wallace then asked him if people with AIDS should be denied health insurance. Paul said no, but he directly implied that people with AIDS should pay more for their health insurance.

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