Tips On Making Kitchen Life Easier

 

I would have never thought of these.

Mind Warp–Negative to Color

 

Instructions at bottom of picture.

Don’t blink while staring at the red dot.

A TEST FOR 'OLD' KIDS

 

I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'old kids'! The answers are printed below, but don't cheat.

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?_____  _____.

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The  ____  ______ Show.

03 'Get your kicks, ___  ____  ___.'

04.'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___  ___  ____.'

05.'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, __  __  ___  ___.'

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '__________.'

07. Nestlé's makes the very best . .. . . __________.'

08. Satchmo was America's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _____  _____.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '_____  _____.'

11.Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their __________ OR __________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? __________ & __________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to __________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called __________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____  _____.

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ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15.Hoola-hoop

Send this to your 'old' friends, (Better known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes.

Art That Will Mess With Your Head

 

I just love these things.  If you have more please email them to me.

I’m going to start adding them here on my blog.

My addy is wb1963@gmail.com

11 SHIPS OR 3 SHIPS & 8 ARCHES?

DO YOU SEE FACES OR ALL HOUSES ?

 

How many horses in this picture? Should find 5

 

 

PEOPLE OR FACES ?

 

 

HOW MANY PEOPLE ?

 

SEE MORE THAN ONE DEER?

 

Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?

 

DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?

 

Who is the tallest?

 

A face? Or, the word 'liar' ?

 

What do you see here?
Do you see the word 'LIFT'?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?

GIRLS ARE ABLE TO SPOT THE WORD 'LIFT' EASILY.
MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEE THE WORD 'LIFT'!!!

 

 

If you can't see the baby in the picture, don't give up.
It's really cool when it actually appears.
This is not a joke and ~ NO ~ Nothing is going to jump out at you!

You have to have an open mind.
Don't look for a Baby, and you will see the Baby!
Once you see it, you won't see anything else!!
This so cool. Do you see the baby?

 

Humor... X-RAY PLASMA TV

This is cute.

Spaghetti Night

Cute video of a dog being feed by his bird friend.

Humor: Lie Detector

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!"
"What dvd?"
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know
what porn was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs
"HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom.

Humor: Food For Thought

 

Ponderisms   Can you cry under water?   How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?   Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?   Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?     How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?     Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?     If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?   Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?     Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?     Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.     Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?     Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?     If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?     Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?     If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?     Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!     If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?     If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?     If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?     Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?     Why did you just try singing the two songs above?     Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?     Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?     Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

Humor: Eight Thoughts to Ponder

Number 8  Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6   Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

 

In a Texas Kindergarten

A Texas lad rushed home from kindergarten class and insisted his mother buy him a set of pencils, holsters, and a gun belt.

 

"Whatever for, dear?" his mother asked.  "You're not going to tell me you need them for school?"

 

"Yes, I do," he replied. "Teacher said that tomorrow she's going to teach us how to draw."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Humor: Ideal Fishing Boat for Men

 

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One person can make a difference.  You just have to be willing to take the first step.

Humor: Bus trip

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana .
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.

 
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up,
having a great time, when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She
decided to go up and investigate..

When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles..
The brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...

 

'YEAH SURE, YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER'

Humor: Shampoo vs. Dawn

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!
I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.
Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

HUMOR: Packed Bag

 

As the bus pulled away, Janet realized she had left her purse under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her.

 

One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two typewritten pages, and a box containing the contents of Janet's purse.

 

"We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there."

 

As she started to put her belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything back into your purse... and we'd like to see just how you do it."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ron Paul, Chris Wallace Need AIDS Education - Oriol R. Gutierrez Jr.

Ron Paul, Chris Wallace Need AIDS Education - Oriol R. Gutierrez Jr.

In his 1987 book Freedom Under Siege, current Republican presidential candidate and U.S. Representative Ron Paul (D-Texas) wrote this about people with AIDS: "The individual suffering from AIDS is certainly a victim, frequently a victim of his own lifestyle, but this same individual victimizes individual citizens by forcing them to pay for his care."

In a January 1 interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News, Paul was asked if he still supported that position and basically said yes. Wallace then asked him if people with AIDS should be denied health insurance. Paul said no, but he directly implied that people with AIDS should pay more for their health insurance.

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