A
man goes to see his priest.....
"Father, something
terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The priest asked, "What's
wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife
is poisoning me."
The priest, very surprised
by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm
telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The priest then offers,
"Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let
you know."
A
week later the priest calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I
spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said,
"yes".
The priest replied, "Take
the poison."
