Frank & The Blonde

Frank, a handsome dude,
walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Frank and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Frank said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."

Frank placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
but willingly handed her $20 to Frank.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Frank replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,
And so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied,
"I did too, But didn't think he'd do it again."

Frank took the money...